Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in CharityDeath's LiveJournal:

Saturday, November 27th, 2004
8:45 pm	ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS NEEDED ANGRY FEMALE GOTH CHICK seeks ANGRY ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST Am seeking angry animal rights activist, preferablly blonde/blue-eyes, to 'liberate' abused rodents. So here's the story for you self righteous tree hugging pussies who can't eat meat because "it'd probably make me sick its been so long since i've eaten any aminals [sic]". My roomate beats his rats all the time for no good reason (for example the other day he caught one of them with a girl in its bedroom and WHAM! he kicked its ass through the window and pressed the things face onto a hot burner). So come liberate them from our apartment before he strikes again, otherwise I'll have to advertise them in the paper which probably costs money or something. Seriosly. Come take our rats. (Assent)
Monday, November 8th, 2004
10:16 am	Push of War I want to start a band called "Push of War". The first album will be called "Push of Death". I will be the lead vocalist as I will clearly be the most evil member of the band. I also want two drummers, for extra intensity. I even have worked out a song name and its chorus. I know you're curious... the song is called "Smoking an Unlit Cigarette". Here's the chorus: god is Good, god is Great, and We Thank him, for this HaTE! HaTE! HaTE! HaTE! In my highschool english class i learned about some poetry, and I used this to help me write the song. Notice how i capitalized all the important words except god. I used an a b c b rhyme pattern, and alluded to the common blessing: God is good, God is great, And we thank Him, For this food. So you see how I took that and twisted it into something wicked, which is exactly what Push of War will be all about. I now know why I was meant to suffer so much; so that I can teach everyone the way of evil through music. That's all. (Assent)
Monday, March 8th, 2004
2:24 pm	(3 People Think I'm Rights | Assent)
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004
8:53 pm	Public Service Announcement As I'm sure many people have often experienced, choosing between cleaning your dishes and not eating can be a difficult decision. Here's some helpful advice on how to make a microwave safe plate out of some plastic and cardboard. I choose these items because most microwavable food products usually come with both plastic and cardboard. Things you'll need for this project: Cardboard Plastic Tear open packaging (in this case I'll use a hot wings box) and fold down flaps to create a flat surface. Place plastic wrap from your food product on top of cardboard. Then place food to be heated (hotwings) on top of plastic. Just like that you have a microwave safe plate and can eat dinner without the hastle of cleaning dishes. Next week: Turning blue balls to blew balls - how to make a condom out of a sandwich baggie and a rubber band. (Assent)
Monday, February 16th, 2004
8:34 pm	Kinky kinky isn't a feather...its using the whole damn chicken! and you kno it. you are so kinky that even you are afraid of yourself sometimes. What type of SEX do You enjoy? brought to you by Quizilla (Assent)
Monday, February 9th, 2004
1:48 pm	Oompa Loompa fiddle-dee-dee The other day I was walking through a freshman suite when I saw a bunch of giggly girls watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. They were laughing at the 'hilarious' antics of the oompa loompas. I found this incredibly insulting, but when I brought it up with my friends, it seems that most people didn't even realize oompa loompas were real! For those of you who don't know, ooompa loompaism (I forget the 'PC' term for it, most oompa loompas I've met don't seem to mind the slang nomer) is caused by build up of keratin that causes the skin to turn orange and growth to be stunted. Oh, and for the especially ignorant, no their hair is not green, they dyed it for the movie because apparently their birth defect wasn't funny enough on its own. From now on, I'd like to see oompa loompas respected as human beings, and not treated like monkeys at the zoo to be laughed at. An oompa loompa who sold out (above). Read more on Oompa Loompas here http://www.oompa-loompas.net/ (1 People Think I'm Right | Assent)
Sunday, February 8th, 2004
1:52 pm	Equality of Man All men are created equal you say? What about that kid who was born with flippers instead of hands, huh? You think if you asked him he'd say he was born with the same opportunities that you were? Oh, you say that statement means that all people are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, and handicapped people are entitled to the same rights as people who don't have flippers for hands. But if that's the case, then how come they get all the best parking spots??? I'm sick of being treated as a second class citizen just because I've got 10 fingers and 10 toes. (Assent)
Saturday, February 7th, 2004
12:43 pm	why i cry: some1 understands Why do you cry? brought to you by Quizilla (Assent)
12:31 pm	Per chance to dream Today I dropped my tray in the cafeteria. Everyone was staring. I'm going to kill myself. (Assent)
10:46 am	Sadism is Cool I have a knife fetish. I love the feel of cold steel on my skin, the scratching and scarring; all good. Over time I have come to realize that some pain can be very pleasurable. Am I the only one who feels this way? Why, evolutionary speaking, should this ever happen? (Assent)
Friday, February 6th, 2004
8:47 pm	Bum Wines Okay, for a minute I'm going to have to stop pretending to be a 15 year old goth chick to bring you this special announcement. If you are not drinking bum wines, you are throwing your money away. If you don't know what constitutes a bum wine, you are throwing your life away. If you bought alcohol other then mad dog 20/20, thunderbird, night train, or wild irish rose in the last week, there should be special tax just for you to take away all your money because you're too irresponsible to have any. Victim of Mad Dog 20/20 (above) Read more on bum wines here http://www.tcsn.net/rags/bum/ More on my self-loathing to come... Current Mood: irate (1 People Think I'm Right | Assent)
6:30 pm	Art Today I was grabbed by searing passion to do art. It spilled forth from me and i drew and i drew until i became my art and lost in it. I cried. (Assent)
5:56 pm	Singing This guy just walked down my dark basment hall singing. who can sing when their are so many children starving in the world. Current Mood: drained Current Music: Korn: Freak on a Leash (1 People Think I'm Right | Assent)
5:10 pm	Man I Hate People Today I cried. Because the whole world is so beautiful, yet i sear in agony... (4 People Think I'm Rights | Assent)